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How to survive a shark attack

 

Avoid passing body wastes it will attract sharks! - if you have to go wee wee do it in small spurts so that it dissipates in the water.

Faeces and vomit should be collected and thrown away as far as you can.

When it comes to swimming use strong strokes and avoid small schools of fish, sharks have a poor turning circle so you could zig zag out of harms way.

If your in a group huddle together facing outwards (my advice is make up a really good excuse and try to get in the middle of the group because - ) The outermost of the group should kick at the sharks as they approach aiming for the snout or eyes.